People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires
WHERE CAN I GET THIS
drink until the homicidal thoughts pass
"If you didn’t have that mouth on you Wade, you’d be the perfect soldier."
these five perfect seconds of Deadpool are so precious to me
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get